Here are your options:
1. Two rotting pumpkins on the porch steps
2. A one-pound bag of dirty Kleenex
3. Expertly stacked (empty) mini boxes of Junior mints
4. Vegetable soup I've eaten so much of I can hardly stand the sight of it (and there's so much left...gah)
5. A photo taken before the sickness took over, displaying the only Halloween costume I've put any effort toward in the last 10 years.
Option 5, you say? Fine by me!
1. Two rotting pumpkins on the porch steps
2. A one-pound bag of dirty Kleenex
3. Expertly stacked (empty) mini boxes of Junior mints
4. Vegetable soup I've eaten so much of I can hardly stand the sight of it (and there's so much left...gah)
5. A photo taken before the sickness took over, displaying the only Halloween costume I've put any effort toward in the last 10 years.
Option 5, you say? Fine by me!
1 comment:
dang! i was hoping for junior mint boxes, but i guess the picture will work.
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