Gross!

I have a coworker whose primary job is to provide me with good cheer in the workplace on a regular basis. Yesterday he brought me this platter of Bertie Bott's Jelly Bellies, saying that I had to eat the ones I guessed incorrectly.

 

I accidentally switched the earthworm and sausage flavors (by the way, if you think, like I thought, that sausage might be even a little tasty, I assure you it is every bit as disgusting as earthworm). I also tried the booger flavor just to be cool.

Later I couldn't resist and ate "dirt." So far it's the most tolerable.