Ladies, if you ever want to drink for free, sit alone at a jazz club. This was my prize for my 40 minutes of solitude: a small $18 bottle of champagne, compliments of some friend of the bartender. Sweet!
Very good at certain things (scrambled eggs), pretty good at other things (writing), could use serious improvement at still other things (sewing), and is darn lousy at the rest (sports).
I have also been described as a music encyclopedia (undeservedly).
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